La Langue — What do the French say instead of “wet blanket”?


What do the French say instead of “wet blanket”?
Short answer: rabat-joie.

Longer (and juicier) answer: rabat-joie has cousins—casse-ambiance, casser / plomber l’ambiance, and, if you’re feeling très old-school spicy, pisse-froid (careful: that one’s fam. and a bit… splashy).

I learned this the hard way. I once tried “couverture mouillée” and my baker looked ready to offer my blanket a spin cycle. Moral: keep laundry at the laverie and idioms in the café.

The quick cheat-sheet (with vibe check)

  • Un/une rabat-joie — the classic “wet blanket” (a person).
    “Ne fais pas ta rabat-joie ! On va danser quand même.”

  • (Un) casse-ambiance — colloquial; the human equivalent of a DJ pulling the plug.
    “Quel casse-ambiance, celui-là.”

  • Casser / plomber l’ambiance — the action: to kill the vibe.
    “Il a plombé l’ambiance avec son mail sur les impôts.”

  • Pisse-froid — archaic/fam.; delightfully tart, deploy with care.
    “On n’invite pas le pisse-froid cette fois.”

Mini dialogue (A2-friendly)

On sort ce soir ?
Oui ! Et pas de rabat-joie, d’accord ?
Promis. Je ne plombe pas l’ambiance… sauf si on parle de préfecture.

(See? Even I can learn. Slowly. Like my passé composé.)

What not to say

  • ✗ couverture mouillée — That’s just… a damp blanket. Useful after mistral-powered laundry, not at parties.

If you’re French and reading this: merci for tolerating our aquatic metaphors. If you’re a learner in Aix: pop “rabat-joie” in your pocket, and the next time someone rains on your rosé, you’ll be armed with the perfect, perfectly French eye-roll. Pas besoin de sèche-linge.