Étranger Things: “On n’allume pas avant octobre” (…even if our toes disagree)


Good news: my French teacher has confirmed the ancient rite of autumn—collective radiators remain OFF until sometime in October. Bad news: my feet filed a human-rights complaint. If you’re in an immeuble with chauffage collectif, the boiler wakes up on a date often written into the building rules—traditionally around 15 October—but it’s a custom, not a law, and each copro sets its own plan. Translation: September cold snaps = you, three sweaters, and your new best friend named Plaid. (JeChange.fr)

“Wait, why is 19°C suddenly… everywhere?” Because in France the average indoor temp is capped at 19°C in housing (it’s a regulatory ceiling, not a personal insult). If your heating only gets you up to ~19°C overall, the system isn’t considered broken—just very… French. (Service-Public)

So what’s the local vibe? A national sport called grumble-and-layer. You’ll hear “mets un pull” (put on a sweater), a fond ode to the bouillotte (yes, a hot-water bottle, sometimes gloriously old-school metal or stoneware), and proud talk of robinets thermostatiques that look like tiny spaceships but simply limit hot water in the radiator. Stoic? A bit. Practical? Also yes. Endearing? Entirely. (jacquelineadamsantiques.com)

What actually decides the “ON” date?

  • Often written in your règlement de copropriété or voted by owners; many places target mid-October out of habit and budget, sometimes adjusting for weather. There’s no national “you must heat on X date” law. (JeChange.fr)

My survival kit for the pre-October shivers

  • Plaid + duvet double-stack (scientifically proven to improve Netflix).

  • Bouillotte at your feet = happiness (vintage fans, enjoy the rabbit hole). (jacquelineadamsantiques.com)

  • Close the volets at dusk to trap heat; open for sunny hours.

  • Sip chaud: tisane, chocolat chaud, or bravely, a bowl-sized café.

  • Move! Ten-minute stretches warm fingers better than arguing with the syndic.

  • Know your knob: the thermostatic valve numbers are rough temps (rooms don’t heat faster if you crank it to 5—it just stops higher). (Wikipedia)

Language & culture cheat-sheet (for grumbling with style)

  • chauffage collectif — building-wide heat

  • mettre en chauffe — to switch heating on

  • règlement de copropriété — building rules

  • syndic — property manager

  • robinet thermostatique — thermostatic valve

  • bouillotte — hot-water bottle (France’s teddy bear for grown-ups)

Level-up mini-prompts (A1 → Advanced)

  • A1: “Dans mon immeuble, le chauffage commence en octobre. En attendant, je porte un pull et j’utilise une bouillotte.”

  • A2: “Mon prof a confirmé que les radiateurs restent éteints avant octobre. Il fait frais le soir, alors je ferme les volets et je bois une tisane.”

  • B1: “La date d’allumage dépend du règlement de copropriété. On râle un peu, mais on s’organise avec des couches et un plaid.”

  • B2: “Ici, la tradition prime: pas d’allumage avant mi-octobre, sauf décision contraire de la copro. Le seuil moyen de 19°C structure quand même les attentes.”

  • Advanced: “Entre contraintes énergétiques, habitudes de copropriété et l’idéologie du ‘mets un pull’, l’acceptation collective frôle l’art performatif—avec bouillotte en accessoire.”

Handy references for the curious

  • No, 15 Oct isn’t a law: overviews on start dates and copro rules. (JeChange.fr)

  • Why you keep hearing “19°C”: service-public guidance on residential heating limits. (Service-Public)

  • What that radiator dial does: friendly explainers on thermostatic valves. (HomeServe)

  • Bouillotte nerd corner: antique and design rabbit holes (pure joy). (jacquelineadamsantiques.com)

France, je t’aime: only here could we build community out of a shared shiver and a collective promise that “ça va s’allumer bientôt.” Until then, consider this our curated guide to staying cozy without declaring war on the syndic.

Your turn: What’s your pre-October ritual—extra socks, plaid fashion show, kettle on repeat, or a secret bouillotte name? Drop a comment below and let us know your level (A1-Advanced) so classmates can riff with you!