You know those jokes about French bureaucracy?
I packed all of them in my mental suitcase for our OFII medical visit in Marseille.
Todd and I did the “serious adults” thing and went down the night before, because his appointment was at 8:30 am. No one wants to be at the mercy of the 6:00 am bus from Aix when the French State is waiting to put a stamp on your life.
The OFII medical center is near the Vélodrome, and so was our little hotel. It felt weirdly glamorous to go to bed looking at a massive football temple, knowing that at dawn we’d be queueing for a chest X-ray instead of a match.
Two lines, one missing letter, zero idea what’s going on
The next morning, we walked over in that pale, sleepy Marseille light. And then we saw it:
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One line of about 15 people neatly along the side of the building
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Another little clump of 6–7 people kinda milling about closer to the street, but also… in front?
Classic foreigner moment: Is this one line? Two lines? A decoy line? Are we all on Candid Camera: Préfecture Edition?
Todd had his OFII convocation letter.
I… did not. Mine never arrived.
So we did what every sensible international couple does: we decided that Todd was the “official” person and I would just hover awkwardly nearby like a slightly lost emotional support human.
Inside, the mood was surprisingly calm. People were chatting quietly in different languages, clutching folders and passports, doing that tiny nervous laugh we all do when we’re trying not to imagine an X-ray machine from 1973.
Another couple in line told us their story:
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One of them had the medical visit that day
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The other had theirs scheduled next week
They asked the staff, half hopeful, half apologetic:
“Est-ce que je peux passer aujourd’hui aussi ?”
The team checked the system.
And then, just like that:
“Oui, on peut vous prendre aujourd’hui.”
If this had been a TV show about bureaucracy, that’s when the laugh track would have kicked in. They had just saved this couple another round-trip to Marseille. From outside the glass doors, even I felt the wave of relief.
“And your spouse?”
Todd went inside when his group was called. I stayed outside with the other hopefuls, trying to look supportive and not like someone lingering around an immigration office for suspicious reasons.
About 30 minutes later, someone from OFII stepped outside and called my name.
You know that slow-motion feeling when your stomach goes: “Oh no, they’ve discovered I exist”?
The staff member looked over and said something that still makes me smile:
“Et votre conjoint ? Il a son rendez-vous quand ?”
“Todd had told them I haven’t received my letter yet, and I confirmed it.”
I braced for the classic bureaucratic shrug and the words “Ce n’est pas possible.”
Instead we got:
“Ça ne devrait pas être le cas. Venez, on va vérifier.”
Wait, what?
They invited me in to check my situation. No appointment. No letter. No shouting. Just: Come in, we’ll see what’s going on.
When the system forgets you… and the humans don’t
Inside, they searched their system for my file after asking me for my passport. Of course, I hadn't brought my full passport because I wasn't expecting to have the health check.
Big Vie Haches Moment! I carry my passport card, and whenever anyone asks for my passport, I provide the passport card. I must be a pioneer here because I've received the response more than once that the requester has never seen one of these before. So yes, it's useful for more than walking between the US and Mexico.
After a few minutes wait....Nothing. No medical visit scheduled. Radio silence from the administrative universe.
Instead of saying “Sorry, not our problem,” they asked very simply:
“Vous avez votre attestation de validation du visa ?”
Reader, this is the moment Baguette Bound saved my life.
Because of one of their videos, I had already decided that my visa validation document is like my American Express: I never leave home without it. So yes, of course it was in my wallet.
I handed it over like a weirdly proud student:
“Oui, je l’ai toujours sur moi, au cas où.”
(There’s today’s little line in French I couldn’t have said a year ago.)
They checked it, nodded, typed a bit more…
And then:
“Très bien. On va vous prendre aujourd’hui aussi.”
No drama. No guilt trip. No “Why didn’t you call earlier?”
Just: We see the situation. We can fix it. Let’s fix it.
In that moment, all my mental images of icy, faceless “French administration” melted a little. These were just people doing their jobs, with a very human instinct to avoid making foreigners take two more trains than necessary.
And they didn’t only squeeze me in; they also reorganised things so that the other spouse—the one whose appointment was supposed to be next week—could do theirs that morning too.
Marseille: 0
French Bureaucracy: 3
Anxiety: gently escorted off the premises.
What actually happens at the OFII medical (without spoilers)
I won’t describe every detail (some things are between you, your lungs, and the X-ray), but the general flow was:
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Accueil (check-in)
They confirm your identity, appointment, and documents. Everyone was calm and patient, and they repeated things slowly when someone didn’t understand. -
Paperwork & questions
A quick health questionnaire, basic questions about your medical history, medications, etc. -
Medical bits
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Height, weight, blood pressure
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Chest X-ray. I keep reading and hearing about X-rays, but we didn't have any additional radiation apart from the soleil.
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Short chat with a doctor who explains what they’re checking and answers questions kindly, not like you are trying to trick your way into their vaccine collection.
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Wrap-up
At the end, they give you documents that confirm you’ve completed the medical part of your residence process. This is part of the road to being properly, officially allowed to stay.
The whole thing felt serious—but not scary. Efficient—but not rushed. And honestly? Much more human than several doctors’ visits I’ve had in the U.S.
Vie Hachés: Little survival hacks for your OFII medical visit
Because this is also a "Vie Hachés:" post, here are a few practical tips so future-you doesn’t have to learn them the hard way.
1. Sleep in Marseille the night before (especially from Aix)
If your appointment is at 8:30, the combination of early buses, possible delays, and trying to navigate a new neighbourhood at dawn can be… a lot.
Staying somewhere near the Vélodrome (like we did) means:
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A calm walk in the morning instead of a sprint through Gare Saint-Charles
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Time for a coffee and to breathe
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One less layer of “What if we miss the connection?” stress
2. Always, always carry these documents
Even if you “only” have your spouse’s appointment that day, throw your folder in your bag. You never know:
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Passport to be safe, but Passport Card in a pinch
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Visa + validation attestation (print it as a PDF and keep it in your wallet)
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OFII convocation letter (if you’ve received it)
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Copies of any key documents (health insurance, etc.)
Bonus: scan everything and store it in a secure cloud folder so you can reprint if needed.
3. Show up early, accept that the line will be confusing
The two-line situation seems to be, shall we say, a recurring French theme:
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People who are early
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People who are on time but in denial
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People who are just standing generally “near” the entrance and hoping
My approach now:
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Arrive 15–20 minutes early
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Stand in the line that seems more organised
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When the staff first come out, politely ask:
“Excusez-moi, c’est la file pour le rendez-vous de X heures ?”
French admin staff are used to this. They would rather correct you at 8:20 than search for you at 8:45.
4. Bring comfort: water, a snack, a light layer
You may be there a while. Appointments don’t always proceed like a Swiss train schedule. Pack:
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A bottle of water
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A small snack you can eat quickly after (or in between steps if there’s a break)
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A light sweater or scarf—the temperature inside can be anything from “tropical radiators” to “silent Siberian wind”
5. Say thank you, sincerely and often
I know, I know—lots of people have nightmare stories of French administration. But when someone does go out of their way for you, it’s worth taking a second to acknowledge it.
Even simple phrases help:
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« Merci beaucoup d’avoir vérifié pour moi. »
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« Merci d’avoir pris le temps. »
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« Ça m’évite un deuxième trajet, je vous remercie vraiment. »
You become a human to them, not just dossier nº 47. And honestly, it feels good for you too.
Why this day mattered more than the stamp
On paper, nothing dramatic happened.
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Todd had his medical visit.
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I unexpectedly had mine.
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Another spouse got theirs a week early.
No choir of angels. No confetti. Just a handful of civil servants who decided that rules exist, but so does common sense and kindness.
Before this, a part of me still half-believed the cliché: that French administration is something between a wall and a fog—cold, opaque, and impossible to navigate.
Walking out of that building, my perspective had quietly shifted.
We were still just two foreigners fumbling with bus tickets and verb conjugations, but I felt… welcomed.
Not in a big, cinematic way. In a small, bureaucratic, utterly practical way.
Which, if you’re building a life in another country, might be the deepest kind of welcome there is.
For French learners: phrases for your OFII day (A1–Advanced)
A little something for all our fellow students, from A1 up to the grammar masochists.
A1–A2: Basic survival
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Je suis en avance / à l’heure / en retard.
I am early / on time / late. -
J’ai un rendez-vous à 8h30.
I have an appointment at 8:30. -
Je n’ai pas reçu ma lettre de convocation.
I didn’t receive my appointment letter. -
Voici mon passeport et mon visa.
Here is my passport and my visa. -
Je ne comprends pas, vous pouvez répéter, s’il vous plaît ?
I don’t understand, can you repeat please?
B1: Explaining the situation
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Mon conjoint a reçu sa convocation, mais moi, je n’ai rien reçu.
My spouse received his/her appointment letter, but I didn’t receive anything. -
J’ai validé mon visa en ligne il y a quatre mois.
I validated my visa online four months ago. -
Est-ce que c’est possible de vérifier si j’ai aussi un rendez-vous aujourd’hui ?
Is it possible to check if I also have an appointment today? -
On habite à Aix-en-Provence, donc ce serait formidable si je pouvais passer aujourd’hui.
We live in Aix-en-Provence, so it would be great if I could come through today.
B2–C1: Polite gratitude and nuance
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Je comprends que ce n’était pas prévu, mais si vous pouvez m’ajouter aujourd’hui, ça nous éviterait un deuxième déplacement.
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Merci beaucoup d’avoir pris le temps de regarder mon dossier, c’est vraiment apprécié.
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Je sais que vous avez beaucoup de travail, merci d’avoir cherché une solution.
And my favourite from this day:
Je l’ai toujours sur moi, au cas où.
I always keep it on me, just in case.
Perfect for documents, inhalers, and emergency croissant money.
Helpful links if your OFII journey is coming up
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Official information about the Office Français de l’Immigration et de l’Intégration (OFII): check your regional office and process details on the official French government sites.
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Baguette Bound on YouTube, for smart tips on paperwork and that “keep your documents in your wallet” habit that saved me.
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Marseille tourism office site for figuring out where to stay and how to get around near the Vélodrome.
(Feel free to drop your own favourite resources in the comments—let’s make this a nicely curated little corner of the internet for future OFII pilgrims.)
Your turn: tell us your OFII story
Have you done your OFII visit yet?
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Did everything go super smoothly?
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Did your letter arrive late—or not at all, like mine?
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Did some kind soul in an office save your day with a bit of flexibility?
Share in the comments:
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Where your OFII office is (Marseille, Lyon, Paris, etc.)
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One thing you were afraid of that turned out fine
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One French sentence you managed to say that you’re secretly proud of
Whether you’re A1, A2, B1, B2, or beyond, you’re welcome to write in French, English, or a glorious mix of both. This space is for comparing notes, swapping tips, and reminding each other that yes, even French bureaucracy has a human face—and sometimes, it smiles first.
Congratulations on your successful day navigating French bureaucracy. Ben Franklin would be proud.
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